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Haiku
(text, 2007)


Blondness is often a question of culture rather than nature. Hair color has long been a marker of intellectual and emotional qualities. Blondness became the physical incarnation of stupidity while the dominant portrayal of the blonde is someone who is sexually giving and somewhat dependent on men.
Blonds are one of the few safe targets for joking in a politically correct society. These jokes are usually misogynic and silly, asking the listener to imagine stupidities so incongrous as to be absurd. They emphasize stupidity and sexuality almost to the exclusion of other negative traits which constitute 4 percent of less of the corpus of blonde jokes, whereas stupidity and sexuality are 51 percent and 28 percent, respectively.
The rise of the blonde has been one of the most striking features of the 20th century. The jokes on them erupted during a period of radical expansion in the political and economic roles of women. Today, googling "blonde jokes" delivers about 1 410 000 hits.
Haiku is a collection of altered universally notorious blonde jokes. Using Google translate we transformed them from the original English language to Japanese and back. Due to inability to get the essence of the jokes, the automatic software created texts which lost their original content, but became charged with poetic quality resulted out of disfunction.

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The orange juice why is enormous,
stare of the woman of the blonde.
Because that being said, "the concentrate"


Something goes then stop, then
and it goes, it stops?
Blonde of red light of blinking.


Is the song of blondes
of the taste a certain child?
The lump dumps my me.


Those why the highest
access "twinkie" of the blonde.
She liked the fact that it is complete in the cream.


Something use of blonde
for protecting between property?
Bus criticism.


Is thought being safe,
the meaningful blonde?
Lock of door of car.


How the blonde which is fridgeÊ
you had known?
Lipstick of cucumber!


Why it is enormous to be the prostitute, fault of the blonde.
The meaning of giving to the job
which that she blows accurately.


Are the blonde and the difference which have expansion
the possible doll?
Approximately two cans of hair spray


The speech of Confucius;
There is a crack in the upside-down growing
or, everyone's blonde


That reaches to blondes,
something is public land of the cow faucet?
Those both become easier loading than age


That reaches to the screen door,
something is public land of the blonde?
If it hits to that eagerly, more it becomes looser.


Something is that public land
and the blonde of 747?
Cockpit that includes both


During assholes morning something does the blonde?
Justify lunch,
send those to job.


Blondes San Francisco is black in the body,
why eventually, was the small-sized skirt connected?
The meaning that sphere showing.


Is that multiple because of certain bellybutton?
That gives the place to the blonde
in order to park her rubber of manner.


Are the white raw materials where with you
find the panty of the blonde what?
The rubbish of Clitty.


The blonde of the pigtail
something is accessed?
Shocking job of handle stick.


Ask the time,
to the hand of the blonde in regard to the person?
When her mouth which has been hurt starts.


Blonde one asks another ones:
It is the brewing machine non punched tape?
Still.


Something does blonde morning most with?
It introduces her,
herself walks to the foam/home.


How the blonde
of her knee is obtained?
It comes.


As for 68 why is there a full speed for blonds?
Those 69
the stick which is the times when you blow


Why like the door knob,
is there a blonde?
It meaning that everyone obtains revolution.


The zit thing where the blonde is not slow,
is accessed?
Encephaloma.


As for blonde halt why using the pill?
It meaning that
that continued to descend.


Does the guy of the keratin
how put together rescue?
Blonde


You heard concerning the non punched tape of the blonde?
She passes the Easter bunny and Santa Claus
and the time


How are one four blondes installed
in order to serve the chairman?
Upside-down turn that


The blonde
is there access in the place where feeling is good?
Sooo is beverage my everyone "!"